Alphabet Soup

Mommy is just so silly, today she said we were going to make alphabet soup! I didn't know what that was but it sounded yummy to me. Well first she said we had to fill the bathtub up with warm water, gosh we must be feeding a bunch of people! Then she added some bubble bath but called it chicken stock, I'm not so sure that was a great idea as the bubbles don't taste so great. Then she put the alphabet noodles in. (I know they were just a bunch of foam letters) And last of all she said we needed to add the chicken - I didn't think we had any chicken but then she scooped me up and stuck me in! Silly mommy I get it now, want a yellow noodle?

I was excited for my alphabet soup bath at first but then I got to thinking, what if she really is going to eat me? You're not going to eat me are you mommy?

I had to close my eyes when she poured more water on my head, she said it was a little salt & pepper to make sure I seasoned just right. She's really got me worried!

Maybe if I pucker my lips and look like I'm sour she won't eat me.

Phew, mommy didn't eat me. It really was just bath time, although I think I'd rather her stick to our splish splash takin' a bath routine instead of this alphabet soup scare.