What's in a name?

Mommy found a cool name adviser from Babyzone and tested out what my name says about me. Look I think its pretty cool.

CHASE ALLEN [LASTNAME]

Chase Allen reflects idealism, the good of mankind. Chase Allen is the humanitarian with the power to make things happen and the integrity to stay the course. A mover and a shaker, without a selfish bone in its body; the name Chase Allen attracts respect, support, and devoted fans. It seems even that the Universe tends to support what the name Chase Allen represents. Speaks to people of all walks of life. Tolerant and broad-minded.

This name pursues goals other than money and power. It seeks justice. It wants to feed the hungry and heal the sick. And yet, the resources it needs to do the job seem to always magically appear.

Chase Allen most positive characteristics: Integrity, love for all, charisma. Encourages the best in people.

Chase Allen most negative characteristics: Naive, seeks fame, vulnerable to criticism, not a good judge of character.

So I wonder do you think this means I'm not going to be a baseball star?